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Hiroki Kuroda is a Japanese former professional baseball pitcher. He pitched in Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) for Hiroshima Toyo Carp from 1997 to 2007 before playing in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Los Angeles Dodgers from 2008 to 2011 and New York Yankees from 2012 to 2014. After the 2014 season, he chose to return to the Carp to finish out his career.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Pete Carr","displaytitle":"Pete Carr","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7171885","titles":{"canonical":"Pete_Carr","normalized":"Pete Carr","display":"Pete Carr"},"pageid":31461759,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/34/Pete_Carr-1.jpg/330px-Pete_Carr-1.jpg","width":320,"height":448},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Pete_Carr-1.jpg","width":3622,"height":5072},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271397589","tid":"1bd56885-d9d5-11ef-987a-533f884f94b5","timestamp":"2025-01-23T21:57:59Z","description":"American guitarist and record producer (1950–2020)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Carr","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Carr?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Carr?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pete_Carr"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Carr","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pete_Carr","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Carr?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pete_Carr"}},"extract":"Jesse Willard \"Pete\" Carr was an American guitarist. Carr contributed session work to recordings by Joan Baez, Luther Ingram, Bob Seger, Paul Simon, Willie Nelson, Joe Cocker, Boz Scaggs, Percy Sledge, The Staple Singers, Rod Stewart, Barbra Streisand, Wilson Pickett, Hank Williams, Jr., and many others, from the 1970s onward.","extract_html":"
Jesse Willard \"Pete\" Carr was an American guitarist. Carr contributed session work to recordings by Joan Baez, Luther Ingram, Bob Seger, Paul Simon, Willie Nelson, Joe Cocker, Boz Scaggs, Percy Sledge, The Staple Singers, Rod Stewart, Barbra Streisand, Wilson Pickett, Hank Williams, Jr., and many others, from the 1970s onward.
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