{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?","punchline":"He was Bjorn again","id":392}
{"type":"general","setup":"A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.","punchline":"I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'","id":397}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
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