{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}
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{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}