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The scythed chariot was a war chariot with scythe blades mounted on each side. It was employed in ancient times.
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Costumes Are Mandatory is a studio album by American jazz pianist Ethan Iverson recorded with saxophonist Lee Konitz, bassist Larry Grenadier, and drummer Jorge Rossy. The album was recorded in 2012 and released by the HighNote label the following year, on July 23, 2013.
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